"It's not fair, I don't even get to live like a princess!"

Kayleigh has been acting like a 4 1/2 year old. Not listening, back talking, you know the usual.  The other night I sent her to her room because she wasn't listening.  As she is stomping to her room she is crying/screaming "I'm not being daddy's princess any more.  I don't look like a princess, I don't sleep like a princess, I don't get to dress like a princess, it's not fair, I don't even get to live like a princess!"  Meanwhile Audrey is saying "I listening, I a princess"
One might wonder why does she even think she is a princess?  I wish I could live like a princess too, but I don't think throwing myself on the floor would be a  good idea.  I might get the side eye from people.  Randy talked to her and said she will always be his princess and told her she could wear a tiara all day tomorrow.  geee, I wonder where she got that idea of being a princess.  I asked Randy if I could wear my wedding tiara all day tomorrow too, but the answer was no. 
(throwing myself on the floor screaming "It's not fair, I don't even get to dress like a princess!"